pregnantitis

A girl who is constantly thinking she is pregnant. She would even use pregnancy as an excuse to get a guy back who knows she's

a lying sucubis . She usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.

Skank: John I think im pregnant im one minute late for my period and in a few seconds it will be two.

John: This is the four time this week how many periods to have?

Near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnantitis

by hoodlayla March 8, 2014

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Pregnant orange

The part of an orange that looks like it has another orange growing at the top of it

Wow Timmy this sure is a big pregnant orange
Wow do you mean that top of the orange right there

Yes I do

by Kellerimkeller,sydneykeller... December 13, 2016

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pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

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plap plap plap plap get pregnant

When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!

it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant 😔

by CUMSE December 25, 2023

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