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Shadow pregnant 

This is a form of pregnancy that can result after "shadow rape" or "shadow love making" has occurred.

After a shadow gestation period (normally 9 months) a shadow baby will appear.
Ed: Wow, has Jane's shadow put on a bit of weight?

Matt: Nah, she's just shadow pregnant from when we shadow raped her last fall.

Ed: Nice...
Shadow pregnant by NZshadowman August 26, 2011

16 and Pregnant 

Is a tv show about 16 year old girls who become pregnant, their boyfriends are all still present. All of the dads except for Maci's boyfriend were very helpful, Josh- Ebony's boy friend is very helpful, he even got Ebony food,drinks and a chair to rest her feet on after she just got home from the hospital. 16 and Pregnant is a very good show that shows you a very important issue and it also shows you the truth in it,unlike The Secret life of the American Teenager,which I might add is also somewhat truthful and a very good show also.

Oh yeah and the only single mom is Farrah, but she chose to keep the daddy out of the baby's life.

All the couples names are:
Maci and Ryan with Baby Bentley
Farrah with Baby Sophia
Amber and Gary with Baby Leah
Ebony and Josh with Baby Jocelyn
Whitney and Weston with Baby Weston Jr
Catelyn and Tyler with their baby who was adopted

Contrary to what most of you think, this isn't trashy at all!
:)
Ebony and Fiance Josh are having a baby girl.
16 and Pregnant,yo!?
16 and Pregnant by KAYLA,YO? August 22, 2009

Twelve and pregnant

If you are from the USA and live in Georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. Being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. Most often this is due to incest. A uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. If you are twelve and pregnant, please...kill yourself.
Daughter: Mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
Mother: You should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
Uncle: Fuck this shit, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.

Suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant 

To hit a bong taking one entire bowl into the lungs at once.
Yo bro, you know what you gotta do?

No what?

you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!

*takes big bong hit*

christmas pregnant 

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January
Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
christmas pregnant by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Cheddar Pregnant 

When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!
Oh my God. I think I’m having a baby, a cheddar baby! I’m cheddar pregnant!!!!!!!”