Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by integrandpiano December 01, 2023

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your Roblox bio still ‘Mexican Autism Powered Pet’?”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

by T25 Infection August 14, 2017

The man lies on his side with the woman lying on her side with her back to his front.
The same as spoons but with intercourse. The preferred method of the lazy man.
The same as spoons but with intercourse. The preferred method of the lazy man.
by 4head269 December 12, 2016

The definition of a power couple is Dray & Neve. As when they are together people notice how good they are And they receive complements.
by Janis AKA: ja ja February 14, 2022

Accidentally kicking the power strip under your desk resulting in pure silence quickly followed by a sigh since your computer, fan, and monitors all just went dead.
I just lost a great post to a blog due to a power footage, damn I hate it when I cause my own pain!!
by corkvpn November 24, 2009
