"I fondle my jewels softly after receiving a good kicking"
"I need a good pair of underwear to keep my jewels comfortable"
"I need a good pair of underwear to keep my jewels comfortable"
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"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
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