If everyone calls you Luke, and your name isn’t actually Lucas, your parents are probably bible thumpers or millennials. Regardless if its Luke and not Lucas your probably a complete failure. The name Lucas fucks, and it fucks hard.
We were at the party for ten or fifteen minutes until Lucas pulled up with a fifth of whiskey and two blondes.
by Tminus Pecker November 23, 2021
Get the Lucasmug. the type of person who if you see you should run away immediately. He also has every STD but when you have sex with him you won't get any.
by impeach general tsu November 5, 2019
Get the Lucasmug. The most attractive couple that you will ever come across in history. With Jess’s beauty and and intelligence, and Luca being tall and extremely handsome. They are very hard to beat. However, they both have dark sides which if you ever come across and Jess dating a Luca or the other way round, and you do something bad to them or stab them in the back, good luck pal cuz your in for a very long painful ride!
Her: “omg is jess dating that guy called luca??!!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
by sym4000 July 6, 2022
Get the Jess and Lucamug. Confusing person. Will act upset when youre around her but then act like she's open to being with you. Attractive but has rejected a lot of guys.
by Kdeckelman August 12, 2025
Get the Lucamug. by LionMaster99 February 26, 2024
Get the Lucasmug. LUCA IS A FUCKING BADDIE TO SAY THE LEAST. Luca is a very friendly and generous. Luca is dripped out at all times. He is always fitted. Luca loves to take selfies and make tik toks. He has the cutest face and is a total CATCH! Luca always knows a foreign language and when he speaks it the whole room goes silent to listen. Luca is a person who loves to cuddle and take naps and is a joy to be around. Luca is always down to go shopping and play dress up. Luca is always up to no good 😈 and will always be down to dance and do poppers at 2 pm.
Me: do you like my outfit?
Friend: yess, it’s so Luca.
Me: this is my friend Luca.
Friend: omg he is such a baddie what is his instagram @? 😍.
Friend: yess, it’s so Luca.
Me: this is my friend Luca.
Friend: omg he is such a baddie what is his instagram @? 😍.
by Bad die November 24, 2024
Get the Lucamug.