by notoliverbatson June 04, 2024
A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021
Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."
Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."
Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023
by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023
One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.
In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"
by DJFleischman September 05, 2019
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