Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

took down

getting robbed, beaten up, stolen from or scammed

twin ahh went to Clayton county and got took down

by IXYMIA May 13, 2025

took-took

Slang word for vagina in Apache, from the 70/80s

She shaves her took-took

by ApacheGirl March 20, 2021

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Took

The receiver of simp like treatment.

I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took

by JamesCartly November 8, 2020

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

tooks

can be the nonstandard plural form of the past tense of the verb take

Emily and Elizabeth just tooks off their jackets.

by bluestinger66 November 22, 2023