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TOOK A SELTZER

A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021
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Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug June 8, 2018
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Tooks

Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.

Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
See you later tooks”
I love you tooks”
by Eolhcm September 25, 2023
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tooke

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023
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Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021
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Took

The receiver of simp like treatment.
I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took
by JamesCartly November 8, 2020
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I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023
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