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Insta Egg

When an individual accidentally (or intentionally ) leaves or captures an item unintended in a posted photo
"OMG did you see she accidentally left an Insta Egg of her new album in her latest post"
by HSP Addict October 27, 2021
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Insta-boo

When your one night stand turns into your Boo by the next day & now you're inseparable!
Man, i just met her & I got hooked! That girl is insta-boo!
by Coco bean July 23, 2015
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insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.
by Cats917 July 25, 2016
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Insta Stalker

When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.
John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.
by OnTop January 21, 2020
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Insta-Club Rats

People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
by Kid Koko and Slim January 4, 2018
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bromley insta

every single girl from bromley.

they look like clapped drown rats in real life, but 10s on the gram.
Mate 1: wow she could hold this wood
Mate 2: nah bro you would go so soft, loon at her bromley insta
by inshalllllahhhsuiiiii November 22, 2021
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Insta-dumb

when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.
Friend: "whats wrong with him?"
Me: "he just smoked some strong. It's got homeboy insta-dumb."
by xTETRODOTOXINx April 9, 2015
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