Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.
by j.turansky January 5, 2016
Get the insta-mission mug.A recent phenomenon which consist of wannabe models (normally from Eastern Europe) who chase deep house clubs, parties and DJs at night as if they'd never heard electronic music before, instead of their dreams.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
"Vould you listen to ze DJ! Iz sooo guut!
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
by Street Talkin January 4, 2018
Get the Insta-Club Rats mug.George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?
Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
by Hardened shell October 26, 2019
Get the Insta-anus mug."Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"
by Yasiinzen May 19, 2016
Get the insta-thick mug.: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.
4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible
Example 2: Oversimplification:
There are three phases of life:
The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.
Example 3: Logical fallacies:
Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 1, 2024
Get the Insta-wisdom mug.Insta-PDA-er stands for people who flaunt their love in public displays of affection (PDA) on social media, typically not realizing that the likes on those posts are obligatory, which feeds in to their desire to flaunt their relationship in everyone's feed.
Insta-PDA-ers also tend to post PDA to either A. Make themselves feel wanted or superior to others or B. Are insecure of their relationship, thus resorting to bragging about it.
Insta-PDA-ers also tend to post PDA to either A. Make themselves feel wanted or superior to others or B. Are insecure of their relationship, thus resorting to bragging about it.
Dude, Kevin keeps posting lovey-dovey things on Instagram and it's really obnoxious
Seems like he's turned into an Insta-PDA-er, we should let him know no one fucking cares.
Seems like he's turned into an Insta-PDA-er, we should let him know no one fucking cares.
by Briskly May 12, 2019
Get the Insta-PDA-er mug.insta-fav is a word describing something you instantly love and/or consider your favourite; it is a combination of 'instant' and 'favourite'. Pronounced "insta fave".
Dude! I totally insta-fav that shirt!
I'm insta-faving that picture you drew, it's so awesome
Cool shoes - insta-fav!
I'm insta-faving that picture you drew, it's so awesome
Cool shoes - insta-fav!
by The_Aliway. July 19, 2010
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