Suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant

To hit a bong taking one entire bowl into the lungs at once.

Yo bro, you know what you gotta do?

No what?

you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!

*takes big bong hit*

by 0144spud October 11, 2011

pregnantitis

A girl who is constantly thinking she is pregnant. She would even use pregnancy as an excuse to get a guy back who knows she's

a lying sucubis . She usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.

Skank: John I think im pregnant im one minute late for my period and in a few seconds it will be two.

John: This is the four time this week how many periods to have?

Near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnantitis

by hoodlayla March 8, 2014

Pregnant orange

The part of an orange that looks like it has another orange growing at the top of it

Wow Timmy this sure is a big pregnant orange
Wow do you mean that top of the orange right there

Yes I do

by Kellerimkeller,sydneykeller... December 13, 2016

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff

jada was a stupid pregnant orphan

by Lolgog March 18, 2019

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Pregnant valley

A school in Pennsylvania that has a lot of thottys. If you haven’t lost your V card, had a kid, or dated your cousins by the time you are 14 you don’t go there. You

Person 1: did you hear about that girl who get pregnant?

Person2: be more specific... we go to pregnant valley

by Youllneverguess January 26, 2019