Orphan Emily

Emily whom got left for 52 minutes on the side of the road because she was forgotten by her grandparents. Please pray for her and her little orphan life 🏡❌

Person one: your parents are late?
Person two: yea :(
Person one : you are such a orphan Emily

by Beau-is-cool June 7, 2023

Orphan Tears

A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.

Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears

by Spaziergang entlang der Donau June 21, 2023

Orphan Tears

A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023

Lil orphan a hole

A name Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg was called in the musical "Ride The Cyclone" by Mischa Bachinski.

"Well why don't you text your fiancee?:

"I told you there is no Wi-Fi, lil orphan a hole..."

by anonymous July 17, 2024

Orphan livers

When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated

"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"

by The lemoner April 14, 2025

orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?

by v022 December 5, 2025

Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.

Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”

by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024