Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...

A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

by LordJenal September 2, 2022

I don't have words

Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.

"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

Don't care

If you don't want to.

Hym "Don't care. I'll kill your kids if you don't."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
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pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate

by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023

Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded

"Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded" is a term used as a loving reminder or warning to a person who is demonstrating behavior that is viewed as foolish, dangerous, or insincere. This term is used to admonish individuals who exhibit a lack of critical thinking, preference for conformity, and an overemphasis on superficial or materialistic values. The admonishment is also directed at individuals who show a tendency to break commitments, engage in gossip, or display duplicitous behavior. Its usage is often intended to encourage a more thoughtful, independent, and authentic way of living and interacting with others.

KoolAidMinded, CriticalThinking, Authenticity, EndearingReminder, LifeAdvice

"Seeing her son being led astray by superficial friendships, the mother gently advised, 'Don't be Kool-Aid minded. Real friendships are based on trust and authenticity, not popularity.'"

by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 14, 2023