When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
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Arthur: Hey today is National Don't Annoy Arthur Day be nice, it hurts my feelings
Me: im sorry...
Arthur: Hey today is National Don't Annoy Arthur Day be nice, it hurts my feelings
Me: im sorry...
by Lay Chips 1 May 26, 2022
Get the National Don't Annoy Arthur Day mug.A superhero who has the ability to never wear polka-dots because they're super trashy and bad. Him and his sidekick, Stripen't peruse his nemesis, the evil and disgusting Polka-Do, and prevents him from ruining the city of Newark, New Jersey with a disgusting and gross and really ugly polka-dot pattern.
Polka-Do: Ahaha! I'm going to cover this bland city with my beautiful and amazing and handsome polka-beam laser! Ahahaha!
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
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Get the Polka-Don't mug.A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
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Get the Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown mug.Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
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