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Schizo Report

For when someone pings for teamer support on a roblox battlegrounds game, but nobody is fighting or getting jumped.
"I thought our help was needed?"

"Nah, it's just a schizo report."
by simplytuvo August 22, 2025
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History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.
i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!
by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008
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If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
by sdinaz October 25, 2023
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Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D
Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.
by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022
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Self Report

A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.
In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation

Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.

In other uses:

Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)

Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀

Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025
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report

To describe an event/incident.
They made her do horrible, unspeakable things at the last orphanage, things that nobody could report.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
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