An aggregation of the top news websites and newspapers, covering topics such as world, U.S., local, politics, business, entertainment, sports, etc. They add polls related to current headlines for fun and allow open comments.
by Christopher Diangelo April 13, 2009
Get the The Beast Reportmug. The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010
Get the The Bowel Reportmug. A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.
My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!
by QuacksO November 13, 2023
Get the Consumo Reportsmug. Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
Get the False reportsmug. They made her do horrible, unspeakable things at the last orphanage, things that nobody could report.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
Get the reportmug. See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
Get the Minority Report Pre-Crimemug. I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023
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