Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 14, 2016

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

“Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy”

by Sunstorm June 6, 2020

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy

by Sunstorm June 6, 2020

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 13, 2020

Smurf an Turf

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim

Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”

by penisgaming47 September 7, 2022

Web Turf

Your Web Turf is the web real estate about a specific company, person, topic or theme, which encompasses the following types of intellectual property:

Websites, Blogs, Social Media Profiles, Tweets, Videos, Live Streams, Photos, Articles, Columns, Internet Radio, Webcasts, Podcasts, PDFs

Phrase coined by dotJenna @ TheMarketingShop.com.

Hyperlocal content helps build the foundation of your "Web Turf."

by dotjenna2 December 4, 2009