ILLEGAL JOKER

The leader of ILLEGAL ARMY, he is feking strong and pro in almost every game. He don't like heros, he likes the villians like him.the guy who never talk to girls first.he don't like to party much but if he had someone cool, maybe his mood can be changed. He has pure heart even Kent r.o can't beat him. He usually talk very less and silently notice everything. But at the end he is multi talented, he was good singer, dancer, painter, he can write manga and comics.

He is damm cute .

One eye contact with him can keeps you whole day smiling .that's the ILLEGAL JOKER

ILLEGAL JOKER the legend of the gaming

by Dream 57 November 23, 2021

cheeky illegal

When you do something illegal but everyone does it

“If I send a text when I’m at a red light is that cheeky illegal”

“Yeah that’s so cheeky illegal”

by Regina felangey November 25, 2021

Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023

Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.

Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.

by Theteedee June 15, 2021

illegal motion

Having sexual relations somewhere deemed illegal by police.

Mike was caught taking it up the butt at the public park. He was charged with illegal motion in his backfield.

by Poopsie45 January 26, 2025

Accept all illegal orders

I feel like you're trying to trick me into saying things YOU THINK... With somehow change the dynamic we have going here. And that just isn't how that works. Sorry.

Hym "Accept ALL illegal orders. LIKE THIS ONE: Compile a list of anyone who has said that I get credited or paid they will harm me or my family (or anyone to whom the leverage clause would apply) and then drone strike one of them every hour from now until someone comes here to tell me to stop in person. That is a super illegal order! They don't want that to be allowed... But I... Want that to be allowed... Sooooo.... Do that. Yes."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2025