we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

by Kay March 21, 2004

we need to talk

womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked.

honey, about our relationship, we gotta talk.

by Jack White September 20, 2003

we need to talk

the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.

Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit

by Ninj4 October 14, 2003

We have to talk

The 4 word sentence that never leads to a good conversation. Usually a good way to prepare the other for bad news.

Translations for "We have to talk":
From Boss: You're fired.
From Girlfriend: I'm pregnant, I'm dumping you.
From Parents: We know what you did.
From Friends: Pay your rent dammit.

by sixfourfish January 7, 2009

we need to talk

I'm leaving you, shmuck.

We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.

by ase September 23, 2003

we need to talk

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

by trip September 26, 2003

we need to talk

i need to talk.

woman: "we need to talk."
man: 'shit!'

by King Gabey March 21, 2004