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valour tracksuit 

A two piece sport wear worn by early 70's pimps, pushers, thugs or early 2011 nico canarinos who are trying to bring back the style.

often worn well with gold chains, medallions, and a wife beater underneath the jacket.

Person wearing the jumpsuit may be tempted to slickback their hair and chances are wont be able to resist wearing to large of sunglasses on their face
Hey Nico what the hell is that your wearing....

"im bringing it back"

You look like my grandma in that valour tracksuit
valour tracksuit by jsjsjsj January 19, 2011

Dewsbury Tracksuit 

Worn by girls who go out in their pyjamas to Tesco, corner shop for fags etc. Usually Primark pyjamas. Can also include indoor-based booties.

Coined during the case of Shannon Matthews, when many unemployed locals of the Dewsbury estate were filmed outside in their pyjamas regularly.
To my horror whilst shopping in Waitrose, I saw one of those awful benefit types pushing a trolley around and wearing a Dewsbury Tracksuit.
Dewsbury Tracksuit by FCeebs21 November 6, 2010

Kappa Tracksuit 

Am I seriously seeing a Kappa Tracksuit again? You Torononians are so weird!
Kappa Tracksuit by Jay Aech October 23, 2019

William Tracksuit III 

Average ignorant British asshole, IQ 59, watching soccer and BBC, believes everything the Internet says, and routinely makes fun of Americans with retarded stereotypes because it's supposed to be funny.
"OH YOU AMERICANS YOU EAT ABOUT 5 BIG MACS EVERY DAY RIGHT? AND FUCK YOUR 'FOOTBALL' TOO WITH YOUR SISSY PADS HAHA TAKE THAT GEORGE BUSH!" -William Tracksuit III

confident tracksuit cancer 

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.
lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer

Fire Tracksuit 

When your matching tracksuit is so trendy that you must constantly tell everyone about how fire your tracksuit is. Most people who say “fire tracksuit” also smoke shisha compulsively and bang latinas in the Montreal area.
George: check out my fire tracksuit, my Mexican girlfriend bought it for me
Fire Tracksuit by Mtlstreet March 2, 2021