A very cheap person who is such a cheep ass that they only order toast when they eat out. After all toast is the cheapest thing on the menu. A person that takes out his entire family on 99 cent night and buys a shit load of whats on sale and orders water to drink.
by Joe Vitale October 5, 2004
Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.
Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.
Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.
by The food authority December 2, 2013
A toasted sandwich made in a special machine, usually containing cheese combined with some other foodstuff, or commonly cheese on its own.
'I'm having a banana toastie'
'You're nuts'
'You're nuts'
by paul raine May 5, 2004
the very foundation of simps and webs, being toastie is to be a level of simp and web so high that mere mortals could never understand, to be a toastie is the pinnacle of simpetry and webbetry.
Toastie: "man I really love ganyu and jasmine, my love for them is just too strong"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"
by i'mthatguy532 July 6, 2021
by girlbread November 15, 2016
" I'm not drunk amigo, soy toasty! Hence having an awesome time." Said the Mexican maid to the Venezuelan guy
by Alternate guy85 October 15, 2017
by DudeBug420 April 14, 2009