Explain Simultaneous Equations

The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.

"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."

by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023

simultaneous stripper

An individual that can strip and fuck at the same time.

Bruh that simultaneous stripper fucked me while stripping.

by Jahozy July 21, 2023

simultaneous YouTube uploads

The feeling of YouTube channels uploading videos at the same time as you've subscribed to at least 500 YouTube channels*, inundating your homepage feed

*compared to that of persons who subscribe to no more than 100 YouTube channels

I swear, every time I log into YouTube, the simultaneous YouTube uploads from my 500+ subscriptions flood my feed, and I can never decide what to watch first!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025