Slang term for 'internet pedophile'. Claims to be gay, but will admit to loving 50s porn stars, befriends young girls, and convinces them to send pictures. Rifts always live in Texas. They are often good artists, though if you see any sort of man doing good arts you should run away quickly and tell the world. They often lament at their "boyfriend" (Invariably called Kevin) living in PA, which is oh-so far away.

Found on such websites as deviantART.com and Furry-Paws.com
Fe: Ew did you see that pedo with his arts and shit hitting on that little girl?

Kaide: Yes eww he's such a Rift!
by Kaide May 26, 2007
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Friend: Hey, wanna go hit up some bars tonight?
Me: Nah man, I'm busy.
Friend: Don't tell me you're still Rifting!
Me: It's important, I have to test my new soul combination in Codex before switching to the modified melee dps combo.
Friend: You Rifters are hopeless!
by Fakelife February 2, 2011
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A slang term describing someones excitement to sexual intensity.
Guy 1: So dude how was it last night?
Guy 2: I didnt get her to go all the way, but I got her to rift, so I'm hopping to get some next time!
Guy 1: Sweet!
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R I F T I N G

tense setting Rift, Rifted, Rifting, Rifter, Rifty

The object is obviously proven to insite creativity and productivity in order to better complete an objective

make it up as one is going along

fly by the seat of your pants

off the cuff

no notice give to intiatied action or thought
previously considerd insane idea or bad idea
more over considerd a last resort tactic
Now were just rifting!
Now we make it up as we go along

He rifted his way though that song.

Well i guess were pretty much rifting now arn't we boys!
by Orion Stars August 30, 2010
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A crack, split, or break between dimensions.
There was a dimensional rift in between our world and theirs.
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A mostly Northern Nevada themed feline romp of pouring a can of tuna fish juice down the crack of your anus & allowing one or more cats to proceed in licking the human butthole...
Yo Grease, we gonna be taking out your Catalick Rift... for a ride today ? My hole is dirty , dry & needin some attention...
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