randpost 

A "randpost" is a shorthand term used on some online forums or communities to refer to a random post or message. It could refer to any post that is randomly selected, either by the platform's algorithms or through manual selection.

For example, on a discussion forum, a randpost might refer to a post that is chosen at random to be displayed or featured on the site's front page, or in a special section. This could be a way to bring attention to older or less-seen content, or to encourage users to discover new discussions.

In other contexts, a randpost might refer to a message that is posted randomly in a chat room or discord server. This type of post might be intended to be humorous or to break up the flow of more serious or focused conversations.

Aiden: “Honestly, chat is super weird right now. I’m going to randpost to ease the tension.”

randpost by IslandGuy5 February 10, 2023

RANDPIRE 

Randpire or Randpyre (n.) (adj.)
\rändˈpī(-ə)r\ (alt.) \rändˈpir\

1. One who lives by preying on others.

2. A dipshit vampire.

3. A person tricked into thinking that selfishness is a greater virtue than selflessness.

4. The quality of sucking the life out of people through narcissistic political and moral beliefs.

Terence, well that was a real randpire thing to say.

What? When I'm a billionaire, the poor can go screw. If they wanted to get ahead, they should have worked harder. If they CHOSE to save $67 a month and put it in mutual funds, they would have been millionaires by the time they were 70, instead they're just stupid and dead. You can't fucking tax me. That's stealing, bro. I'm building my own Nascar track and paying for lots of jouissance with lots of bitches.

Terence, you fucking frat boy, you don't even have the slightest Lacanian estimate of what the nature of your jouissance truly is...see you on the other side of your Kentucky Fried Charlie Sheen Don Juan breakdown, reptilian douche.

RANDPIRE by k voorhees March 23, 2011

randpauling

Commenting without subject knowledge or intelligence.

Would you please just stop, you're randpauling yourself.

randpauling by wrsmith11 March 20, 2021

Pull a Rand 

When someone is in a Discord call engaging in a conversation with people, but they suddenly decide to mute their microphone and deafen and never return again.

Wait what, where did Simon go?
... I think he decided to pull a rand.

Pull a Rand by ReesesPuffs1234 April 18, 2022

Pull A Rand 

To Pull A Rand is a series of randy events throughout the night. To officially Pull A Rand you must: 1. Pee in a public place. 2. Pee on someone's personal property. 3. Pee all over yourself.

Jimmy Pulled A Rand last night. He whipped his dick out in the bar and pissed. He also pissed himself and my couch. I wish I was drunk enough to Pull A Rand.

Pull A Rand by Jhizzzzy December 2, 2010

Perla Rand 

A walking meme. Someone who can’t go a sentence without making a meme reference. Someone who also has a fetish for buzzfeedtasty.

If you’re into memes get yourself a Perla Rand.

Perla Rand by It'sStitchBitch November 29, 2018

Pulling a Rand 

When you hit your dab pen until it blinks twice in one hit, you’ve pulled a Rand

“He just did a double blinker in one hit!”
“That’s called pulling a Rand”

Pulling a Rand by BigDaddyDavis May 8, 2019