quaff

A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.

Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.

by kandk August 10, 2006

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 11, 2005

quaff

adjective- describes manorism or actions that may be classified as homosexual in nature.

"Dont walk like that, thats quaff"

"stop looking at Nicks butt, ben, you quaff little boy"

by Ryan Atkinson April 20, 2005

quaff

Like a queef only worse

OMG, that quaff is horrible.

by SethLOgsdon April 8, 2008

Quaff

1. To drink something (a fountain, sink, potion) in a hearty manner.

2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.

1. You see here a fountain. 'q'

Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y

This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack

2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven

by Xevium March 7, 2010

Quaff

To feast on something so glorious it brings one immense joy.

Emily was about to quaff on those plantain chips.

by GG Martino April 11, 2019

Quaff

Ginormous hair of epic proportions

look at his dirty quaff, I think there is a rat in there

by crustygymshorts December 19, 2010