primitive pp humour 

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.

“Cock and balls”

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you”

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”

primitive pp humour by Shidman23 May 2, 2022

Primitive Trash 

Trashy music in with a primitive attitude, early punk of 60' garage era.

Garage punk is for fans of raunchy, wild rock'n'roll, old and new... garage, psych, punk, surf, rockabilly, soul, R&B, and lo-fi, primitive trash.

Primitive Trash by monkeyboyminus September 17, 2010

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

Primitive Woodsman by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

Primitive Woodsman by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

Primitive sugar dumpling 

The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth

Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened

Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling

Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)

Primitive sugar dumpling by King anal hair November 24, 2021

go primitive 

Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at 8.

go primitive by steel girl August 2, 2009

modern primitive 

A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.

On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.

modern primitive by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004