plumber

The least respected trade. An overweight lazy person who is responsible for delivering our shit to the sewer. Often overpaid to give excuses why he or she can't finish the job. Always finds an excuse to leave the job early. When the job is finally finished gives even more excuses why it looks like a 5 completed the work

I'm a plumber because I don't like to work hard. I'm also to stupid to make it in any other trade

by hiyall September 13, 2014

plumber

A female wearing low-rise jeans with her panties visible and bunched up high and butt crack visible, particularly when bending over.

Yo, dude, check out the plumber heading into the McDonald's.

by lorraine January 10, 2004

plumber

A guy usually called 'Tony', who drives around in a very rusty van, and fits toilets and central heating.

Wife to husband: "Bloody hell. That Tony shure drinks a lot of tea!"

Husband to wife: "Yeah, but he's allowed to, cause the bog wont fit itself!"

by Big Tony December 5, 2003

plumber

A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.

The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.

He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.

by The Vince December 2, 2003

plumber

plumb-er

some one who puts more than one plum up his or her ass.

by kieron conniff September 1, 2003

The Plumber

A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.

So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".

Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.

by tropical January 10, 2009

Plumber

The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.

"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004