a tiny, unstimulating, unfulfilling and unpleasurable penis
I was laying there when he poked me with his ping. I didn't know what it was until he pointed it out.
by JJ12629 March 4, 2009
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To fire all eight shots of the M1 Garand. It was a WW2 rifle that is seen in games such as Call of Duty and Medal of Honor. Particularly used when desribing firing off the last few shots to get a reload in a game.
After 8 shots, the M1 Garand empties its clip with a distinct *PING*
by ViolentAJ November 16, 2004
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The latency between host and client, measured in milliseconds. This refers to the time it takes for a data packet to be received at the other end.
BUT, in Counter-Strike as described in the Reaps Excuse book 2002, awarded best excuses of the year. This is an abused term to describe the reasons of death.
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG MY PING FS!
(Dead)Reaps: would have 0wnd you if I had cable honest.
by Shadey May 27, 2003
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slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.
'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"
by jp January 22, 2005
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The time in which signals are transacted between seperate PCs; like pakcets, nukes, etc.
Dude, just shut yer mouth or I'll ping the hell out of ya
by Rawr. March 28, 2003
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A crude onomatopoeia used to indicate that one has an erection. Derived from comics wherein erection is associated with the text "Ping!".

More broadly, the term is used as an exclamation upon the sighting of a very attractive female, implying that the sighting has the potential to induce instant erection, or has already done so.

Sometimes used in online chat to substitute explanation in any of the cases above. I.e. the chatter will use "ping!" as a substitute for "I have an erection", or, "I agree, seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini makes me hard."
1: "I was sitting in class the other day and I saw up Lizzies skirt, and all of a sudden, PING!".

2: Tom - "Get a load of that girl in the bikini over there!"
George - "Ping!"

by MrKapper November 30, 2005
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To hit someone hard around the head
Come on, let's ping him!
by hennerz July 13, 2005
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