Perfectly Brunette 

To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!
brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."
blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"
brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "What?"

Perfectly Brunette by the ORIGINAL brunette April 25, 2009

PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD

SUCK MY BUTT LIL DICKY!

Suck my butt? How bout you take that perfectly round head of yours and suck my butt!

PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD by Paul Ballis May 21, 2019

perfectly legal 

legal, but shady

It's perfectly legal to wear a suit once and return it, instead of hiring a suit.

perfectly legal by Flashman January 31, 2021

Perfectly Standard Elevator 

Perfectly Standard Elevator (PSE) WAS a popular elevator game made by Jukereise (named Jupiter_Five at the time), who is now known for creating JTOH - Juke's Towers Of Hell. PSE was popular back in 2016 until about 2019. PSE was known for being unique - including boss fights, lore, secrets, and even boss variants. Unfortunately, the game stopped being worked on sometime in 2019. Fortunately, a revamp of PSE, named Perfectly Standard Elevator: Reloaded (PSE:R) had started development in around December 2021, which is now currently in beta. PSE:R is a good game, I recommend you try.

perfectly standard elevator good jtoh bad lol

Perfectly Standard Elevator by jtohbadpsegood February 11, 2023

Perfectly Franks 

A restaurant started by Tara and Tony after Famous Uncle Als. Serves classic, but tasty foods such as hot dogs, cheese burgers, fries, and a whole list of sandwiches and more.

Brandon: Dude, have you been to Perfectly Franks at the shopping center near Edinburgh?
Wayne: Yea man, I had a fried chicken sandwich and that sh*t was bomb!
Brandon: Yea sure the food, but the owners, those two hot chicks, Dever and Tina, are F'ing smokin'!
Wayne: Hell yea they are! I hear they're like 19 and 20 and already own their own store!
Brandon: That's insane! They've got some serious ambition.

Perfectly Franks by Brandon Humphries December 14, 2008

Perfectly Hollywood 

Having the qualities and looks that are perceived to be Hollywood's standard of beauty, aesthetically pleasing. Perfect body, perfect smile, perfect affect, perfect manner of dress, etc. Completely without visual imperfections.

Unnaturally beautiful, beauty that sends a jolt.

The quality of ethereal beauty as in vampire lore.

That guy, Kris, on Facebook is Perfectly Hollywood!!!

Halle Berry is SO Perfectly Hollywood.

I loved that vampire in "Queen of the Damned". He was positively, Perfectly Hollywood!

Perfectly Hollywood by mentalasanything July 20, 2010

perfectly fine 

an oxymoronic statement describing one being content with adequacy and mediocrity.

You look sad?

No, I'm perfectly fine.

perfectly fine by The Don of the Donmar September 16, 2013