Pedestrian rage 

The swelling anger you feel when you're trying to shop in a hurry and that stupid biotch and her six kids are slowly meandering down the aisle and won't get the fuck out of your way. This feeling is further exacerbated during the holidays.

Damn I caught a serious case of pedestrian rage when I was trying to pick up my Valium at the Walmart pharmacy during my lunch hour and Miss Piggy and her piglets were blocking the whole snack aisle. I asked that bitch to move twice!

Pedestrian rage by MissPeeps70 December 4, 2017

pedestrian drafting 

To follow closely behind someone, as to better cut through a large crowd, or avoid a situation where you would rather not be noticed.

I did some pedestrian drafting behind a tall guy at the party last night, so my ex wouldn't see me.

pedestrian drafting by jaysonphoto September 5, 2016

Pedestrian Points 

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.

“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”

Pedestrian Points by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018

pedestrian rage 

n. Extreme anger toward motorists, similar to road rage. To express anger toward motorists while walking.

She had a major case of pedestrian rage.

pedestrian rage by Laila Matar October 5, 2005

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

pedestrian face-off by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005

Pedestrian Gravity 

The law of physics which dictates that a slow pedestrian who is about to be overtaken by a fast pedestrian will suddenly and without warning swerve into the path of the fast pedestrian as if they are attracted to each other by real gravity. The slower pedestrian is usually oblivious to their surroundings and is quite dumb. The effect of Pedestrian Gravity increases exponentially with speed, with near or actual accidents occuring at high rates of speed.

I was hustling home along a busy sidewalk to take a dump but I didn't account for Pedestrian Gravity. This oblivious moron swerved right into my path and I bumped into her. We both fell over and I almost crapped my pants.

Pedestrian Gravity by McCreators October 11, 2011

Pedestrian Shuffle 

The dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn't sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn't know if it's okay to cross.
Usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an iPod, or texting.

While texting on her blackberry, Janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.

Pedestrian Shuffle by Drew.B February 11, 2009