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social lubricant 

1. noun: a friend group, circle, or clique which is used by a member of said group to help facilitate relations (possibly intimate) with someone outside of the circle in a variety of possible ways. Can be considered a group of wingmen.
2. alcohol
Mark had a party and used us as social lubricant to help try and get into Tracy's pants.
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Nature's lubricant 

See sand.
A reference to the irritation caused having anal sex on the beach.
She learned the hard way that sand is nature's lubricant.

lubricant 

a slick substance that is put on a males penis to make it easier to put in a vagina.
masen put on the lubricant to make it easier to make his penis slip in.

Universal Lubricant 

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.
If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.
Universal Lubricant by Jessica February 26, 2006

the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.
me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

Lubricated 

adj. to be a tid bit drunk...enough for a mother to forget that her kids are in the room when she starts making out with daddy's weasel...
Frank: Yo...i'm messed up man...haha woa
Carl: Ahah...i'm a smidge bit lubricated...you're crazy man
Lubricated by Fatbird Hunter February 27, 2005

lubricated queef

The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.

As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
lubricated queef by Neptune666 April 17, 2011