someone you've just met and make an effort to talk to that takes an instant and intense disliking to you regardless of whether they have an actual reason for doing so (usually combined with glares or snide comments).
I tried to befriend Sam but she was such an insta-hater that she just iced me out before I even talked to her.
by jilljillbeanbag November 2, 2009
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Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta …

The troll

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap
Insta troll synchronising my life

Even when it’s vague

Must be coincidence

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023
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Giving an instant orgasm by quickly jabbing one's sides near the kidney on one or both sides at once which causes involuntary movement and sometimes unnecessary noises...
Boy 1: I'm going to give that kid an insta-gasm guys...

Boy 2: (After he was given the insta-gasm) (yelling) IT'S SO INSTANT!
by shadow1337 May 23, 2009
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The large amounts of plays a song gets on your iTunes once you first download the song.
Dude, that song got a bunch of insta-plays when i bought it yesterday.
by TheVasinaShow May 12, 2010
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Someone who writes a total lie on Their Instagram post in order to make themselves look better and when you comment on the picture questioning that lie they delete your comments. This person usually thinks they are better than everyone and are just too fabulous and cool. Just plain arrogant.
Liar: I just got 1st place at my tournament!
You: I thought you got second?
Liar: I tied, but stood on second place
You: then you got second...
Liar: deletes comments
(This is a insta liar in action)
by G&Z February 9, 2014
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Exceeding the socially acceptable amount of posted Instagram images.
"Sorry about the Insta-cram, but you need to see all 38 angles of my baby licking a balloon"
by confuzzled7 December 13, 2014
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An extreme flow of crap falling from ones anus.
Jesse Burgess had the extreme insta-poos in class and made a huge mess!!
by MadMan06 November 27, 2004
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