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Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains 

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.
Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days

hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

hiking the appalachian trail 

Refers to someone's infidelity
"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair
If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Hiking the Apps 

Bob: Oh shit, Mike's "Hiking the Apps" with Judy.
Jim: Damn!
Will: Go Mikey!
Hiking the Apps by Puddyfudge June 30, 2009

hiking the Appalachian 

"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."