Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.
Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?
by ANTMFan March 31, 2011
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A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.
Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.
by Mr. Handlebars January 13, 2013
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A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.

Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.
Must of been a Russian Handlebar
by Pat Johnson from BTown April 12, 2011
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Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.
"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".
by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009
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The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 10, 2018
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A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.

A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.

An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
by Ericjt July 9, 2011
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It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.
"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."
by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 7, 2012
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