Gruff

Girl's Really Ugly Fat Freind

Matt: Conner keeps hooking up with GRUFFs.

Taylor: That's why he's such a great wingman.

Matt: so true.

by Eringobrag December 31, 2009

Gruff

Old womans vagina, or grey muff.

Check out that gilf's gruff!

by punch!uation November 25, 2010

Gruff

The Pubic hair of an old person. Referred to as grey muff or grandma/grandpa's muff. (noun)

When I stayed at my grandparents house there was gruff all over the bathroom.
His plastic surgery fooled me about his age until I went down on him and found a forest of wild gruff.
I used my Grandma's gruff to create a Santa Beard.

by Yellow Foot Clouds August 21, 2009

Gruff

To take ones hand and in an upward motion, pet or thrust your hand up the backside of a strangers/friends head in a more forcefull manner.

"Dude, you just gruffed that custodian!" "I know! His hair was all greasy, it was sick!"

by Lorts July 16, 2008

Gruff

Ban me

I wanna leave, Gruff.

by Gamerminecraft2000 July 06, 2021

Gruff

Hater(s).

These gruff can't stand the GOAT. /or/ He prefers books, and considers himself a bit of a TV gruff. /or/ Karen is such a gruff.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruff

Valuable, versatile, and all around unbeatable word used as a substitute for words meaning anything/anyone that is unpleasant, unsettling, unkempt, disorderly, vile, or otherwise distasteful.

Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, as well as a solid dis on ones character.

Ryan: "Wow honey, I know i promised to love you for worse too, but if you want to turn me on, becoming the gruff that you no longer clean in the house isn't doing it."

JB: "Is that Rexa from high school? No... It couldnt be, that lady looks 45, not 30 like us?!"
Lindsey: " Damn!!. Looks like she got zapped by the gruffolotron. And she was hot! High price for fun."

by Shardi Bee June 03, 2019