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A dork. A jerky person who screws up a lot on behalf of other people. Works for his own gain.
"Look what you've done, Early Adams! Now all these people are gonna come by your house and smear peanut butter over your nutsack, you fuckwad. Drop that business - now!!!"
fuckwad by Amanda23 February 9, 2010
Any person saying something or partaking in an act deemed stupid, unnecessary, racist, sexist or completely idiotic.
Look at that fuckwad running around and rubbing peanut butter on his chest
Fuckwad by Ryno[wicked] November 26, 2009
Any LIBERAL fuckhead, living in a make-believe world, refusing to see the real truth.
Algore while knowing he's lying, keeps telling all the fuckwads all his lies, and the FUCKWADS keep on believing him, 'cause they want to.
fuckwad by lanny mathyssen January 19, 2008
A wad of fuck.

ADJ. An uneducated twitty jackass who is unpleasant to interact with.
'Oh my God, Ezekiel is such a fuckwad. He stole my pie!'
Fuckwad by Mark November 29, 2004
n. a balled up bunch of tissues used to clean up the ensuing remnants of sex.
Alex: Dude, I know you slayed her on my bed. And you didn't even wash my sheets. Nasty, man!

Jeremy: What are you talking about. There's no way you can prove it.

Alex: Bro, I don't leave my fuckwads in my trash can, you rtard. So that leaves one other person...mad props for boning Emily though...she is sweet.

Jeremy: You get my bed next weekend dude!
fuckwad by Pihmpdaddi October 11, 2006
A person, typicially male who constanly plays fucked up head games. A person who is shitty and not worth it anymore. A person who is just simply a fucking fuckwad. A person who has some type of fucked up motive. A person whose goal is to make your life a living hell. A charming fucker.
Baker: YOU DIDN'T CLEAN MY TABLE WHEN YOU CLOSED LAST NIGHT!!!
Closer: Yes I did you fucking fuckwad.
Fuckwad by fuckwad hater August 13, 2014