facial

When the icky-stuff gets on your face.

My innocent friend had no idea what a facial was until I explained to her it was getting the icky-stuff on your face.

by suite claremont November 20, 2008

facial

A bullshit stunt done by porno whores to avoid swallowing, or tasting it.

"Oy vey. Even though you is getting paid 1000 a scene, you don't have to taste it. Give her a facial. I'm not a tasteless stupid asshole. Oy vey."

"I've heard of a golden shower, but why the hell would I give a facial if my dick is already in your mouth?"

by Dick Hertz May 31, 2003

facial

a term often used in basketball referring to when either a jumpshot or a slam dunk is performed right in the defenders face. With the dunk it usually involves the attacker jumping and the defender having to protect himself from the flying attacker. With the jumpshot the attacker simply launches a shot in the defenders face before he has time to react

1. And a monster dunk, given tim the facial
2. Hes hit facial's on you all day long

by kendle_cranks2 June 18, 2006

facial

when one person smokes a full blunt of weed to himself in one sitting. Another term for to the face. A facial normally only applies to marijuana smoked in blunt form.

Yo Bob smoked a facial last night.

by valoem October 20, 2005

facial

Applying beauty supplies to one's face mainly done at a salon.

I'm going to get a facial done at The Red Door Salon later this afternoon.

by Allison December 22, 2003

facial

A play on the term "in your face motherfucker!"

A facial refers to something throw back at someone in an embarassing manner.

A variation is "you just got faced!" or simply "face".

Commonly used in the Torrington CT area in the late 80's and accompanied by putting an open hand over your own or the others person's face.

"Hey dude, you thought your car was the fastest but I just smoked your ass!!!! Facial!!!!

by Torringtonian June 30, 2009

facial

In basketball, when you slam dunk the ball so hard that the defensive player standing beneath the goal gets a ball hard in the face. Often this happens to the unfortunate 12th man (White guy) that is playing during mop-up time in a blowout game.

Tyrone: Did you see the facial that Kobe gave that White rookie for Denver last night? What was that little 3-point shootin' punk doing in the low post anyway?

Malik: What's his name?

Tyrone: Does it matter?

by TeeHamBone3 January 15, 2010