How a douchebag spells “douchebag”
by Urban Dictionary User 77472918 January 13, 2018
Pacer: "Ey, Mike! You're a dooshbag. Nobody loves you."
Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."
Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"
Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."
Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."
Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."
Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"
Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."
Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."
by Senor_man September 3, 2020
by DickFart21 November 4, 2017
The average gym numpty, but never has any luck with any woman, probably cosplays as a psuedo-batman... or any other superhero
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