dividend

(v): to masturbate to multiple subjects, and take turns while doing so, dividing each ejaculation to each subject

I just dividended to Candy Apples and Ginger Banks, it was so peak.

by tsissokevin May 31, 2025

dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.

Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.

by BwanaPD May 16, 2016

Dividender

An Alaskan who has just gotten their Permanent Fund Dividend and is on a mission to spend as much and as fast as they can on his hobbies or interests also generally on items usually out of ones price range.

Oh joy here come the dividenders.

by Sorrior October 27, 2008