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Egotistical dividends

The fallout in terms of benefits of having an ego.
"There are concrete egotistical dividends; an artist's ego is what compels him to create art; a poet's ego gives her sufficient hubris to express herself in a poem."
by shadyladyk March 12, 2010
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dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.
Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.
by BwanaPD May 16, 2016
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dividend

(v): to masturbate to multiple subjects, and take turns while doing so, dividing each ejaculation to each subject
I just dividended to Candy Apples and Ginger Banks, it was so peak.
by tsissokevin May 31, 2025
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