cobble together

On New Year's Eve, inside a police station that's about to be closed for good, officer Jake Roenick must cobble together a force made up cops and criminals to save themselves from a mob looking to kill mobster Marion Bishop.
by rexrei October 16, 2010
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cobble drop

dropping your ballsack on someone so hard its like they got hit by some rocks.
This girl was so annoying, I had to cobble drop her.
by thatoneguy23 March 22, 2014
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Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".
I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.
by Asshat Kornhole January 07, 2015
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cobble-stomper

An offensive term for Narrow backs or anyone of Leprachaun decent. The word comes from cobble-stone like the roads in Ireland. The stomper part comes from the way a drunken Irish person would walk or river dance their ass across the cobblestone road.
The Boondock Saints is a movie about two cobble-stompers and a wop who kill pinkos and other greaseball mafia dagos.
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Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly
1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!
by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008
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Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.
1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.
by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019
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cobble

Derived from the Counter Strike map "cs_cobble", to cobble is to create a highpitched turkey-like sound with your tongue and mouth that sounds like: "cobble-obble-obble...".
Aww cobble is the best map! lets play cobble! cobble! cobbleobbleobbleobbleobble!
by Pügsly September 29, 2003
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