Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)
He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!
by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019
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Cocaine working so favorably, that one often cannot feel is front teeth.
" Ayeo, I can't feel my teeth son"
"word god? you must be zooted kid. wanna hit dis bullet?"
by D'Bend July 31, 2003
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Zooted is a adverb explaining that someoene is HIGH As Hell!!!
I just got some haze that had mii zooted out of mii mind
by G-R-I-P September 21, 2009
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A now popular term created years ago by a kid named Kenneth.
"damn man that joint got me zooted af"
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Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me
by the fucking machine January 18, 2012
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After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.
by Alf May 3, 2003
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