*That* school, the high school in which there's fires, mold, bed bugs, & vaping presentations, all in the course of the first 5 weeks. Spin the wheel to find out what'll happen next week on "Only Upper Perk"!
Oh and now there's supposedly snakes at one of the elementary schools. For F@#%'s sake...
Oh and now there's supposedly snakes at one of the elementary schools. For F@#%'s sake...
Steve: Ya wanna go to the football game at Upper Perk tonight?
Chad: Upper Perk... Oh... That school...
Steve: Yeah let's not...
Chad: ...
Steve: ...
Chad: Upper Perk... Oh... That school...
Steve: Yeah let's not...
Chad: ...
Steve: ...
by Spicy Memelord October 2, 2018
A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.
by MAP08 July 5, 2007
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
by Captain Wieb March 4, 2014
The act of taking a dump in the tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Quietly sneak into the bathroom unseen
Step 2: Carefully remove the top of the tank. Note the porcelain tank top is very delicate and will shatter if dropped
Step 3: Climb on the toilet, drop pants and sit on the tank. Imagine you are a bird sat uptop your nest, sit very softly or else the tank may break and the operation will be compromised
Step 4: Take a monster shit. I'm talkin like a goddamn mudslide out your asshole
Step 5: Whipe and throw the tp in the tank too for good measure and put the top back on
Step 6: Return to the party and act like nothing ever happened, if you leave right away you will draw suspicion to yourself
Step 7: Enjoy the host's reaction when they see that Mount Vesuvius just exploded in their toilet tank
Step 1: Quietly sneak into the bathroom unseen
Step 2: Carefully remove the top of the tank. Note the porcelain tank top is very delicate and will shatter if dropped
Step 3: Climb on the toilet, drop pants and sit on the tank. Imagine you are a bird sat uptop your nest, sit very softly or else the tank may break and the operation will be compromised
Step 4: Take a monster shit. I'm talkin like a goddamn mudslide out your asshole
Step 5: Whipe and throw the tp in the tank too for good measure and put the top back on
Step 6: Return to the party and act like nothing ever happened, if you leave right away you will draw suspicion to yourself
Step 7: Enjoy the host's reaction when they see that Mount Vesuvius just exploded in their toilet tank
Friend: Yo did you hear, Julia is having a party this Saturday
Me: I dislike her very much, I'm gonna drop an Upper Decker at that party
Me: I dislike her very much, I'm gonna drop an Upper Decker at that party
by bowelsmovin June 25, 2017
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.
My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker
by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003
If you have had a bad day, a one-upper has had the absolute worst day of their entire life and possibly the worst in recorded history. If you met a hot guy on vacation, the one-upper banged Brad Pitt on vacation. If your brother bought you a really cool new CD for your birthday, the one-upper’s brother is God. The one-upper is the most obnoxious and hateable person you have ever met, but they are probably proud that they have one-upped everyone else you ever thought you hated.
I found twenty dollars in the street the other day and I was feeling pretty lucky, until that accursed one-upper told everybody that on that very day he discovered Donald Trump was his uncle. God, I hate that guy.
by Megsi February 22, 2008