Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1.Stupid
2.Gross
1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"

2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"
by Brilliant! January 23, 2004
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pooping inside someone's ass and they return the favor, forever preferably.
"Yo man you want to go pay some Romanian hookers to subway each other?"
by deetard July 16, 2022
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People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.
Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"
by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020
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Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.
1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway

2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”
by Jammy66 May 23, 2020
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The act of a woman receiving simultaneous penis insertion from two males in her vagina. The back and forth action from the two males creates a subway like visual.
That chick is a whore, we ran a subway on her last week.
by Double sided San Diego car November 25, 2015
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The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.
by Jared December 19, 2003
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