Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.
by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008
One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
by bigjimdx May 28, 2005
When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019
A painful fart.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009
A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.
by Water Washington April 14, 2014