Norwegian

Those from Norway. Very cold country, but nice people. Nice people, scary-as-hell Polar Bears.

I was born in Spain with a Norwegian father.

by ® November 4, 2007

Norwegian

An enormous blond man who drinks heavily, talks about the sea all the time and for some reason always wears a little woolly hat.

Bobby's in hospital after getting beaten up by a drunk Norwegian who accused him of trying to chat up his trawler.

by Al Bum December 2, 2008

Norwegianing

Skiing down a maountain almost naked while listening to black metal with a cheese slicer in one hand fish iin the other

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!
Guy 2: He's Norwegianing

by Defineatly_me June 9, 2017

norwegian

Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.

-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*

by MoiKristine April 30, 2007

norwegian

Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!

by anon. April 8, 2005

norwegian

usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people

Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.

by hi- Liter November 9, 2003

norwegian

(n) Highly educated person.

Holy shit! That guy is driving a fuckin' BMW. He must surely be a Norweian!

by Hank Feynman April 19, 2005