Murphy

A hairy beast who enjoys stealing cheese and being grumpy

Dude, he just stole my cheese.

What a total Murphy

by Kimbodia0 December 3, 2011

Murphy

A last name givin to someone who likes kids “sexually

Meazar: Murphy really likes those kids kids
Cam: i know we should stop him before he goes for his brother
Aiden: too late

by Meazar November 2, 2018

Murphy

A very sexy light skin, usually takes dudes ankles at the park when they try to guard him.

Look at him, he's so dreamy. He's such a Murphy.

by MurphTheGOAT March 13, 2017

Murphy

To suck your fart back into your body. A reverse fart.

I burped really loud, so I Murphy'd to make up the space.

by Joweeda October 9, 2015

Murphy

The awesomest guy to ever live.friendly,awesome and is beast.Has great friends and they're awesome too.

Murphy is AWESOME

by MoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoney$$$$$ April 20, 2017

Murphy

Someone in the work place who has no idea what they are doing in any way, shape, or form. They claim to have vast knowledge, but insist on doing nothing and demand that others do their work for them. This person has no social skills whatsoever. Somehow the conversation always gets back to talking about how cool they think they are. They walk around clutching the end of their sleeves nervously, and are content to waste time doing anything but work. All they care about is kissing ass and taking other people's ideas.

They are the Papa Murphy's of the workplace. Mediocre in every way, and yet still gets paid.

Ugh, she is being such a Murphy today.

I hate that guy. He's such a Murphy.

by charlie.99 November 4, 2014

Murphy

That kid is a Murphy. A complete stalker online. He hunts people down. And watches Django Unchained.

"That kid is a Murphy, he always has his computer and is Facebook stalking while watching that one movie!"

by Who The Hell Are You? May 21, 2013