Man: (LYS) Like you said... My brother is coming down for some drinks this weekend, but he has a long drive.
Me: I don't know your brother and I never said that, you did.
Me: I don't know your brother and I never said that, you did.
by TommyTookis May 29, 2017

Love Your-Self!
by princessjjj August 01, 2018

Woman: You are the most handsome man I ever knew.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
by suildur September 29, 2010

"Love you" "Love ya" "luv ya"
1) A girl may say it to a guy she likes.
2) A girl may say it to her besties.
3) Guys don't really say it. They have say ly2 if a girl says it to them.
4) Some girls say it to everyone if they are cutesie and stuff.
1) A girl may say it to a guy she likes.
2) A girl may say it to her besties.
3) Guys don't really say it. They have say ly2 if a girl says it to them.
4) Some girls say it to everyone if they are cutesie and stuff.
by whataboutyou February 05, 2010

by KnittersFancy November 21, 2007

Teen Wolf
Sheriff Stilinski: "So you lied to me?"
Stiles Stilinski : "That depends on how you define lying."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Reclining your body in a horizontal position."
Sheriff Stilinski: "So you lied to me?"
Stiles Stilinski : "That depends on how you define lying."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Reclining your body in a horizontal position."
by LiteralHumanTrash August 12, 2016

by Long_Shlong June 18, 2016
