by Warm_Jose March 4, 2022
José Azevedo is the most beautiful gentleman the world has ever seen. His most known afiliates are Pablo Escobar and Trump. He has the biggest cock ever and is a true swagmaster.
by BotaNoAlto December 16, 2021
he's a very sweet boy, very smart and the cutest person you'll ever meet. he likes studying history and loves doctor who. he's bi, and so am i.
oh and he's also very very handsome
oh and he's also very very handsome
by meunomefalso September 1, 2019
Also known as the Gaithersburg Chanchi, this illegal alien is obsessed with posting gore and being the biggest troll on planet earth to impress his friends, but no one cares. He speaks fluent Spanish but refuses to admit. Finally, his ass needs to go back to ESOL.
by IZ789 May 16, 2020
by Walter W. February 7, 2007
Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.
Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."
Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"
Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"
Person 2: "Nope.
Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"
Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"
Person 2: "Nope.
Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
by Reila February 23, 2022
The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways
man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)
man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.
definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj
man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.
definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj
by sanjoseog408 September 23, 2020