HMU

Hump my uterus.

I'm bored, you wanna HMU?

by Salia Lashenthatt December 10, 2011

HMU

Hit Me up

(Texting)
Boy: Ay, girl I'm wanna go out wit me friday?

Girl: I'm busy this weekend.

Boy: huh, what about next?

Girl: Not sure yet, HMU l8r. ;)

by dragontales September 16, 2011

HMU

The abbreviation of "hold my umbrella", commonly mistaken as "hit me up".

Girl: "It's raining."

Guy: "Bitch! HMU!"

by Hold My Umbrella April 15, 2011

HMU

Hug my uterus.

Bob: Wanna go see a movie?
Michelle: HMU

by KbAbILG March 25, 2011

HMU

hold my unicorn

hey, bro! HMU hold my unicorn while I go get some snacks!

by bootysmoker April 1, 2016

HMU

Abbreviated form of "HIT MY UNCLE"

Hey can you HMU that bastard keep strealing my dirty underwear.

by Kkkiopq August 9, 2017

HMU

hmu, means hit me up, which means text them. In snapchat some people will snap it to you saying hmu and you will already know its hit me up (text them )

person (hmu) and you hey

by swimming_passion#2 April 5, 2017