Gastric Motor Accident

When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.

I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.

by MrJester February 04, 2006

gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.

Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.

by phillydrifter April 12, 2011

bite me you gastric sum bitch

when you get really mad at a fat ass person because all they do is annoy the hell out of you

Wendy: Hello
Eric: Bite me you gastric sum bitch

by Jon Johnson March 19, 2004

Gastric Gulping

This is a term used when describing the necessity to form ones mouth tightly around the anus of another after that person male/female has ate every gas inducing ingredient. When the gas is released it is ingested and must be kept down until it becomes a fart again. This can be repeated as many times as one likes.

Look at the fine ass on that woman! Id sure like to Gastric Gulp on that for awhile!
Oh come on don't be a Gastric Gulping fool

by NeoLux May 05, 2023

Saint Gastric's Day

March 18th. The Day After. Especially on college campuses.

Frank asked his prof to bump his midterm back to "man, just any day but Saint Gastric's Day."

by stanleykowalski March 18, 2013

gastric exorcism

When you get the atomic runs so bad you literally spend half the night on the shitter

“Yo dude I had a gastric exorcism after eating Taco Bell!”

by WonderBlox October 14, 2023

Gastric Influence

The level to which a person can clear the immediate vicinity using only their asshole.

John ripped one during class yesterday. It cleared the room because he has a high gastric influence.

by Rachel.young May 10, 2022