Ernesto 

A tall handsome man with the best smile, everyone loves Ernesto. The second he walks into a room all eyes are on him and the party has officially started. He’s an alpha male and the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. If you have an Ernesto in your life consider yourself to be very very lucky. He’s rare and has a heart of gold.

Who’s that tall sexy guy over there?
That’s Ernesto

Ernesto by Alan_nala November 22, 2021

Ernesto 

Ernesto is the kind of man a girl dreams about marrying one day. He is tall, athletic, handsome, incredibly smart, funny, and best of all, patient and kind. He is a dreamer who wants to be the best of the best in sports, school, and in board games (maybe a bit of an ego), but he knows how to stay humble. He is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. He is loyal and always there for you. He can be a little selfish sometimes, but if you’re lucky to be in his life, he’ll show you how much you mean to him and give so much in return. His passion and ambition make you feel the same passion and excitement so much so, you can convince yourself to follow him anywhere—even to another country. He is the only man you want by your side, now and forever for infinity.

Aw man, there is no way I can win, because Ernesto is on the field today.

I don’t want to think about a life would be without Ernesto in my life.

Ernesto by AIMGEE November 24, 2021

Ernesto 

A usually tall Latino guy, he looks like a giant orange traffic cone and laughs for no reason. He is like a foot taller than like everyone at his school.

Me: look at Ernesto

Friend: he’s so tall he looks like a giant traffic cone

Ernesto by Twenth May 17, 2018

Ernesto 

God tier programmer.

Student 1: "Is it true that Ernesto ran to be principal of UC?"
Student 2: "Yhea, but he realized he couldn't leave his students, so he forfeited."

Ernesto by C is for Cancer April 4, 2019

Ernesto 

he’s a very likable person and trust me he’s the best but he moves on fast. Mine was a soccer ball player and he has curly hair so that’s probably why but he will break your heart even if your not dating lol. still love him, but he’s moved on.

1 person: hey, i love you.

Ernesto: i don’t

Ernesto by anonymous November 13, 2020

Ernesto 

The guy who works at fedex, he is super cool, and super dorky at the same time. When you meet an Ernesto, you've met a friend for life! A serious guy yet funny guy.

1:OMG did you just meet Ernesto?
2: Yes!! How lucky am I!
1: I am so jealous!
2: Don't worry he can be your friend too!

FIN

Ernesto by KingxDk February 12, 2021

Ernesto 

Buff ass Mexican that drinks beer for preworkout, beats women and has 12 child support lawsuits pending

Hey Ryan have you seen Ernesto?

No He's probably drinking beer out of a hookers pussy as we speak

Ernesto by CHINGLINGmaster69 June 4, 2018