A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.
B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."
by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010
by My_nam_SHAW262 January 22, 2021
Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:
- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart
Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart
Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
by Elk0 April 21, 2020
Kind of like a sideways bow and arrow, except with a firing mechanism instead of just the person's arm/hand.
Roberta Ford was always hiding in the bushes pretending to be hunting big game with a bow and arrow as a kid. In high school she shot another girl in the back of the head with a crossbow from the bleachers at a swim meet, thinking it would make her look badass or get her a badass image on TV. She was never right in the head.
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022