Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.
by dontlistentothem November 03, 2010

John could hardly form words after performing oral sex on his wife for a whole hour, clearly he was suffering from carpal toungal.
by Mojimo July 21, 2011

when someone has has the bone on thier wrist sticking out, almost as if they were too skinny. This is usually very unattractive and grosses people out.
by dragonfruict CB October 06, 2008

a woman with large breasts. when stated the phrase should be accompanied by the hand gesture of inward turned wrists held out in front of the upper body
by kmaster August 25, 2008

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.
Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!
by Out my name February 08, 2017

Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.
by siv73 October 26, 2010
