Carpal Tunnel

Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.
Girl: "Shit I'm getting cramp"
Boy: "It's just Carpal Tunnel bitch, get over it"
by dontlistentothem November 03, 2010
mugGet the Carpal Tunnelmug.

Carpal toungal

numbness and fatigue experienced after performing cunnilingus for an extended period of time
John could hardly form words after performing oral sex on his wife for a whole hour, clearly he was suffering from carpal toungal.
by Mojimo July 21, 2011
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big carpal

when someone has has the bone on thier wrist sticking out, almost as if they were too skinny. This is usually very unattractive and grosses people out.
"Ewww, you have such big carpals, its gross!"
by dragonfruict CB October 06, 2008
mugGet the big carpalmug.

carpal tunnel

a woman with large breasts. when stated the phrase should be accompanied by the hand gesture of inward turned wrists held out in front of the upper body
dude did u see that chick she had carpal tunnel
by kmaster August 25, 2008
mugGet the carpal tunnelmug.

Carpal Cellular Syndrome

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.
Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!
by Out my name February 08, 2017
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Carpal Funnel Syndrome

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.
Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.
by siv73 October 26, 2010
mugGet the Carpal Funnel Syndromemug.