CptWrath lives by Bert.
by Harvest_Moon675365 December 29, 2016
by Paul Oliveri September 1, 2008
by Neroli119 May 15, 2017
A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.
by Kate Roberts March 12, 2008
After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows
by Fudgie October 30, 2003
When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010