Bear Grylls

Verb.

To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.

I used to think the guy in Man vs. Wild was cool, but it turns out he just Bear Gryllsed everybody into thinking he was doing something amazing. I'd rather watch Survivorman...

Bear Grylls by oso31 September 28, 2007

Bear Grylls

A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.

"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"

Bear Grylls by BranchPillar March 4, 2009

Bear Grylls

When your partner pees on you (usually the chest or face) immediately following sexually climax.

After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.

Bear Grylls by TheSoloCricket May 16, 2016

bear grylls

Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.

synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.

bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!

bear grylls by jason krick November 28, 2007

bear grylls

Verb. To confidently traverse, freeclimb, hack, swing etc ones way through seemingly impassible obstacles.

"Did you not just see me bear grylls my way across that ravine?!"

"I'm sure it will be fine, although we may have to bear grylls our way down..."

bear grylls by wigwambam January 4, 2012

Bear Grylls

One Badass Irishman (he is not british) and is the host of Man Vs. Wild. He eats zebra carcass's and sheep eyeballs not because he is hungry but because he can. Bear Grylls is the reincarnation of our lord and savior. Les Stroud should be ashamed to even attempt to compete with this god of a man.

I just watched Bear Grylls swim 34 miles through the woods naked...yes the woods.

Bear Grylls by Hefftious Maximus January 6, 2010

Bear Grylls

An adjective describing some questionable box munching. Usually referring to to some trick ass hoe you met at the club drunk that you tried to hook up with but could only make it to the pink taco stand. The name originates from the show Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls is seen on the show eating some pretty gross shit.

After leaving Players with a nasty bitch Mike went to her house and straight Bear Grylls'd her shit.

or

Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.

Bear Grylls by Bsmitty003 January 8, 2009