A black man with no talent that was shot 9 times by a blind retarded man with no thumbs.
by Jacob The Awsomest August 10, 2005
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Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.
a--argh! i got such a headache

b--don't worry that's just 50 cent

a--but i like 50 cent.

b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
by alex November 18, 2005
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50 cent is a little bitch that is famous because some gangsta nigga tried to kill him. He has beefs wit the game, Ja rule, JaDAKISS. Fat Joe. This lil bitch is mad because nobody wanna work with him him except his G-unot crew. his songs are all the same just listen to magic stick and candy shop.
50 cent was talkin about himself when he dropped wanksta.

If 50 continues to diss Jada he gon get shot and eve'rbody gon be happy!!!
by Laurent Hamelin October 2, 2005
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A rapper who should have been shot more than 9 times, and more times in the head so he does not have to try and kill us with his "attempting-to-be-erotic" lyrics in his retarded, braindead voice
(on tv) 50 Cent: come to the cnady shop, ill let you lick the lollypop...
small toddler:mommy, mommy, i wanna lick the lollypop!
by timmytimbob April 16, 2006
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Definition of a Snitch
Also known as "Boo Booh" ; "Chicken Little" ; "Half A Dollar" ; "That Snitch Down The Block" ; "Curtis Jackson" ; "Curty Curty" ; "Miss Jackson" ; "Dora The Expolora" ; "Informant"
"Yo man he snitched on you?"
"Yah man he's just like 50 Snitch, I mean 50 Cent"
by englishmaster25 March 9, 2006
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50 cent, a terrible rapper with little creativity or most likely none. Seems to be very uneducated and not sophisticated at all, his lyrics reflect his lame image of being "gangsta."

Tries to act gangster because he is really insecure, he constantly has to prove to society that he is a gangsta poser and bling it all up. He raps about sex, drugs and voilence in a childish way to compensate his insecurities. So most likely in his youth he was bullied and now that he has some record deal, he constantly re-affirms himself as a corporate semi intelligent rapper.

Shot 9 times, quite a lot, maybe people thought that he really sucked before and he still does.

"Hey, lets go to a 49 cent concert."

"50 cent, what would Al Capone say about you?"

"He got shot nine time, crap, why did they miss?"

"50 cent has some major social and emotional issues, why can't he just be quiet and see a psychologist, to stop his crappy music.

by necrox February 17, 2006
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Thick, retarded 'rapper' who looks like a gorilla, to say the least. Thinks he's well 'ard. Appears to polish his man-boobs every day with Pledge. Would probably melt wearing a shirt weighing more than 50g. A good way to tell if a person is a complete saddo or not. Can't sing. Been shot around 12 times. Brought absolutely no good to the world when he warbled his first 'rhyme' and still hasn't retired. And the scripting's useless. Basically just a rubbish person, singer, poser, everything. A perfect world is one without 50 Cent.
50 cent fan (gasp)-"Fo' Shizzle, 50 Cent is ozzle, bozzle!"
normal person-"Beethoven is rather inspirational, I think."
50 cent fan (gasp)-"Yo sposed to spoken American, bizzle!"
by Andy the Minger February 28, 2006
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